JOKES!
Submitted by naringa on Tue, 11/06/2007 - 03:47.
Hi This is the jokes club, girls and boys can join!, join to be awesome and great and everything! I will post some jokes (theyll probably be lame because im not good @ jokes)but u need 2 help me out 2, post jokes and we'll all laugh with u NOT 2 u, jokes r great so post them, we can have 3 leaders that can help0 me decide for the top joke of the week i will post it and u will be congratulated and everything, everyone can join just remember 2 leave ur JOKES!
Funny President: Naringa
Funny Leader:ani29296
Funny Leader:Floppy Woppy
Funny Leader:vivalajuicy1
Other Funny ppl:___________
YAY GO JOKES AND CHEESE!
-Naringa
Heres our first joke, it is NOT made by me, I got it from google its funny:
A little boy wanted $50 so badly to buy his Mom a special Christmas present, so he prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was so delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $45.00.
Joined: 2007-12-03
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 19:41
hi naringa i would lov to join joke club here is a joke hope u enjoy it
knock,knock
whos there
no one
no one who
Joined: 2007-12-03
Sat, 12/08/2007 - 19:41
hi naringa i would lov to join joke club here is a joke hope u enjoy it
knock,knock
whos there
no one
no one who
Joined: 2007-07-08
Sun, 11/25/2007 - 02:42
I'm in, Darth Pup
Joined: 2007-09-10
Sun, 11/25/2007 - 01:23
can i b a leader???
Floppy Woppy
Floppy Woppy
Joined: 2007-10-27
Thu, 11/22/2007 - 03:31
OH MY DUDE!!!!
IM AWESOME
great joke naringa
so here is my joke (no offense to any blondes @ all)
there was a brunette on the side of the street saying
34..34..34.34..34..34..34
a blonde walks up and asks if she could join the brunette
so they begin saying 34..34..34..34 then the brunette turns to the blonde and says "its more fun to do it in the middle of the street"
the blonde walks in the middle of the street and says
34..34..34..34..34....AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
the blonde was killed on that day :(
after the blonde was ran ovr the brunette stood on the side of the street and said 35..35..35..35..35..35
lol and again no offense toward any blondes its just a harmless joke learn to laugh at urself my friend was a blond and told plenty of blonde jokes
OH MY DUDE!!!!
IM AWESOME
Joined: 2007-10-27
Thu, 11/22/2007 - 03:23
OH MY DUDE!!!!
IM AWESOME
omd ani that joke is sooo pimp
OH MY DUDE!!!!
IM AWESOME
Joined: 2007-10-27
Thu, 11/22/2007 - 03:21
OH MY DUDE!!!!
IM AWESOME
this is pimp im a funny and good actress some time actresses have to be funny so i can be funny let me be a funny leader ppplllzzzz that would be pimp thanx
OH MY DUDE!!!!
IM AWESOME
Joined: 2007-09-02
Mon, 11/12/2007 - 02:04
i want to join heres a joke
1.why did not the skeloton cross the road?
becaus he did'nt have the guts more will come
Joined: 2007-09-02
Sun, 11/11/2007 - 22:48
so wat else do we do in the joke club?
ani
Joined: 2007-09-02
Sun, 11/11/2007 - 19:16
hyfihffd
ani
Joined: 2007-09-02
Sat, 11/10/2007 - 04:27
good cause that was the point.
ani
Joined: 2007-08-31
Fri, 11/09/2007 - 21:52
LOLS I LIKE IT ANI!
my favorite alien
Joined: 2007-09-02
Thu, 11/08/2007 - 21:27
Abraham Lincon, George Washington, and a british soldier are in a plane. Abraham drops a penny and says, "I love this country." George drops a quarter and says "I love this country." the solder drops a bomb and says "I hate this country." they get off the plane and abraham sees a kid crying he asks wats rong and the kid says "A penny killed my dad." then a another girl is crying and george says wats rong and she says "a quarter killed my mom." the solder sees a kid laughing and says y r u laughing. and the kid says "I farted and my house blew up."
ani
Joined: 2007-08-31
Tue, 11/06/2007 - 23:18
I LIK UR JOKE DP!
my favorite alien
Joined: 2007-07-08
Tue, 11/06/2007 - 23:00
LOL if you hav emore of those jokes than this ckub will be a sucsess. here is antoher jk
ok there is a woman who gos to a pet store and asks the clerk, "can i have a cat for my daughter?" the clerk replys "sorry we don't take tredes.
joke #2 there is a man who walks into a docters office with a duck on his head, the doctor says" Man you really got a problem!" the duck says " ya it started out as a pimple on my but!"
Joined: 2007-09-02
Tue, 11/06/2007 - 21:14
ILL JOIN!!!!!!
ani